I got a bath just last week, since we were going to see Grammy and Mama said I smelled bad. Then I had to get my teeth cleaned, because again, Mama said my breath smelled bad.

For a trip to Grammy's though, it's worth it. Grammy always has chicken, or eggs, or cheese, or turkey for me, so I put up with a lot for Grammy.

Then Mama said she didn't feel good, so Daddy took us home early. Not fair! I wasted a bath and teeth cleaning for one day? I was so mad at him. I almost crapped in the back of his car again. I still might!

To make matters worse, when I came in from my yard today, Daddy grabbed my collar and dragged me directlyt to the tub and washed me again! Less than a week after my last bath! He said I was stinky JUST because I rolled over on some potty.

I do have to say though, I looked real pretty when my fur was dry.

Mamma has some explaining to do when she gets home.

He's even laying in my spot!

I thought me and Daddy had a deal! Two kitties are enough! More than enough if you ask me!

Mizmar seems to agree with me too. He doesn't want more kitties either. I didn't know Mizmar was so smart.